• Fuckboy: i love you
  • Me: are you rich?
  • Fuckboy: no.....
  • Me: ✔ Seen 8:34
Daft Punk spelled backwards is Knup Tfad, which is both hard to pronounce and of no significance whatsoever.

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

uwaaaah:

#this comic went places